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Saturday, 21 September 2013

Funny Quotes About Guys

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A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain
Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Older people sit down and ask, 'What is it?' but the boy asks, 'What can I do with it?'.
Steve Jobs
The boy who is going to make a great man must not make up his mind merely to overcome a thousand obstacles, but to win in spite of a thousand repulses and defeats.
Theodore Rooseve
lt When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.
Bill Cosby
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.
Stephen King
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Stephen King
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Marti
A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.
Mickey Mantle
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
Charles Dickens
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?
Princess Diana
Who's a boy gonna talk to if not his mother?
Donald E. Westlake
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
Ingrid Newkirk
I like pin-up girls. I'm more of a boy than a girl. I'm not a lesbian, though - not before a sambuca anyway.
Amy Winehouse
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Kin Hubbard
As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the Wrights have been in my memories as long as I can remember.
Neil Armstrong
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
Jon Stewart
I can imagine myself on my death-bed, spent utterly with lust to touch the next world, like a boy asking for his first kiss from a woman.
Aleister Crowley.

Funny Quotes About Guys