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It's
very stressful living in London. There was a rapper in London, one of
these rappers that they have now. You've seen them, er... On adverts and
things, and, um, his name was Ironik, I R O N I K was how he'd spelt
it. And last November, Ironik, he went on the tweets. He was a tweeter
and, er, one Saturday last November, he twatted, which is the, er, The
past tense of tweet. One Saturday last November, Ironik twatted that
he'd bought a new diamond necklace, and he twatted that he was on his
way to Southend to do a gig, and then he twatted that he was on his way
back to London, and then he got mugged outside his house. And now Ironik
understands
"How
many outs Brian?" "GRAPE! I'm gonna get grape, or cherry. They're
both... favorites, so either one is good, but if they have both, I'll
get grape, because grape is a little more favorite. But if they don't
have grape it's like alright its fine, cause cherry's favorite anyway.
It's like another favorite, but not as much. Not as much favorite. But
they're both good. They're both good." The second baseman was always
tryin' to help me out. "Hey, Brian move that way a little." "Okay." I
don't know what gave him the authority to tell me that. "Oh, here? Oh,
right here? Oh, over there, okay. This is where I was!" I remember he'd
always tell me. "Two away, Brian! Two away!" "Uhhh..okay. "Brian! Two
away!" "You too!"
I
heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap
producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in
one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, 'Hey,
hey -- why don't you try making four beats a day for two summers?' What a
dangerously specific challenge that is.
I
went to a sex store, and i was drunk. Never do that. I took one of
those strap-on dildos, I put it on my head and started chasing people
like a rhino. Oh, God. Oh my God! Everyone was laughing, except for the
guy in the kilt. I don’t know what happened, but i’m sorry.
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Funny Comedian Quotes Definition
Source(Google.com.pk)
It's
very stressful living in London. There was a rapper in London, one of
these rappers that they have now. You've seen them, er... On adverts and
things, and, um, his name was Ironik, I R O N I K was how he'd spelt
it. And last November, Ironik, he went on the tweets. He was a tweeter
and, er, one Saturday last November, he twatted, which is the, er, The
past tense of tweet. One Saturday last November, Ironik twatted that
he'd bought a new diamond necklace, and he twatted that he was on his
way to Southend to do a gig, and then he twatted that he was on his way
back to London, and then he got mugged outside his house. And now Ironik
understands the meaning if not the spelling of his name.
All the
proper bands from then, when we were kids, yeah? The Rubettes and Mud
and Chicory Tip. Yeah. Not like the bands they have now, stupid, modern
bands all made out of wire and electricity. The proper old bands. You'd
buy the singles, wouldn't you? The old singles they used to have in the
old days. The proper ones. Very nostalgic feelings towards Woolworths.
The pick 'n' mix. Remember the pick 'n' mix in Woolworths? All the
sweets individually wrapped. Proper, old-fashioned sweets, yeah? Not
like the sweets they have now, all with knives in them and AIDS
Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife. And Five Drink Mike...dances with wildlife...
I
performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs
for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize
that I'm not famous.
It
was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me
names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were
more clever than others.
I
don't know what in the hell's going on with cranberries, but they're
getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman is for cranberries
is doing a great job. He’s showing up everywhere. Hey, what do you got,
some apples? Put some cranberries in there. We’ll call it cran-apple
and go 50-50. What do you got grapes? How about cran-grape. What do you
got mangos? Cran-mango. What do you got pork chops? Cran-chops. Why
don't you back off, cran-man. Why don't you take your sales trophy and
have a vacation.
"How
many outs Brian?" "GRAPE! I'm gonna get grape, or cherry. They're
both... favorites, so either one is good, but if they have both, I'll
get grape, because grape is a little more favorite. But if they don't
have grape it's like alright its fine, cause cherry's favorite anyway.
It's like another favorite, but not as much. Not as much favorite. But
they're both good. They're both good." The second baseman was always
tryin' to help me out. "Hey, Brian move that way a little." "Okay." I
don't know what gave him the authority to tell me that. "Oh, here? Oh,
right here? Oh, over there, okay. This is where I was!" I remember he'd
always tell me. "Two away, Brian! Two away!" "Uhhh..okay. "Brian! Two
away!" "You too!"
I
heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap
producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in
one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, 'Hey,
hey -- why don't you try making four beats a day for two summers?' What a
dangerously specific challenge that is.
I
went to a sex store, and i was drunk. Never do that. I took one of
those strap-on dildos, I put it on my head and started chasing people
like a rhino. Oh, God. Oh my God! Everyone was laughing, except for the
guy in the kilt. I don’t know what happened, but i’m sorry.
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